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The fake deep scan

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The pattern

The optimizer runs a dramatic 45-second "deep scan" with a throbbing progress bar and scrolling file names. The work it's pretending to do takes under a second — the delay is theater to make the result feel earned.

The tell

The scan always takes about the same showy length no matter how fast your PC is, and nothing it "found" maps to a change you can verify.

The honest version

An honest tool shows the real elapsed time on its checks — usually a few seconds — because the truth doesn't need a costume.

The Compy Blackbook holds 174 graded entries like this one, judged against your hardware — and every change it does make is reversible, with the receipt to prove it.

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