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The invented issue counter

Also searched as: 847 problems · issues found · problems found · issue counter · errors found

The pattern

The scan ends with a big red "847 issues found!" Most of those "issues" are harmless leftover files, cookies, and registry entries that affect nothing, counted up to look alarming.

The tell

The number is huge, precise, and scary, but the app won't tell you what a single "issue" actually does or what fixing it changes.

The honest version

An honest tool names what it found and why it matters, and is comfortable saying "nothing here needs fixing" — a clean result is a real result, not a failure to sell.

The Compy Blackbook holds 174 graded entries like this one, judged against your hardware — and every change it does make is reversible, with the receipt to prove it.

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